I Dreamt of Peanut Butter

I wish I was allergic to peanuts… but I’m not.

And I’ve always loved peanut butter with a passion. I was walking around in a nutty daze today having peanut butter fantasies, so I allowed myself to have a spoonful… After I squeezed some mustard on it and sprinkled it with salt and pepper.

And now I hate peanut butter.

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4 thoughts on “I Dreamt of Peanut Butter

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    • It still makes me smile… I honestly can’t believe I ate it after I did that. I was hoping the idea of eating it after I ruined it would gross me out enough to not even have to eat it, but it didn’t!
      So far it’s still working 🙂

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